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   a stinky ox 🐂 (llamasoft_ox@toot.wales)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jul-2024 02:32:07 JST a stinky ox 🐂

   when looking through the weird items for sale on that website yesterday I came across a listing for a perfume called "lion princess backside". "WTF", I thought, the way you do, and it turns out that there's a whole line of "perfumes" aimed at furries that are supposed to smell like various sweaty animal bits.

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     a stinky ox 🐂 (llamasoft_ox@toot.wales)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jul-2024 02:32:01 JST a stinky ox 🐂

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     Oh goat, further down that rabbit hole there's even weirder stuff. Someone is selling MAGIC SPELLS for the bargain price of £147 (reduced from £210!).

     "No physical product will be shipped to you" it says. They literally send you an email saying "I dun the spell" and THAT'S IT haha

     Obviously I'm in the wrong fucking business here, good lord :D

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     a stinky ox 🐂 (llamasoft_ox@toot.wales)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jul-2024 02:32:03 JST a stinky ox 🐂

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     "The scent blends armpit sweat, crotch and underwear musk, wet dog, and beer"

     FANTASTIC hahaha

     These people should try that Baiju Chinese booze that is actually supposed to taste like horse, wet socks, petrol and B. O. I bet they'd love it :D

     Bill repeated this.
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     a stinky ox 🐂 (llamasoft_ox@toot.wales)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jul-2024 02:32:04 JST a stinky ox 🐂

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     "Easily our strongest foot scent in the store. Let daddy shove his bare, sweaty feet in your face. This scent has heavy foot musk, dirt, a hint of dirty gym socks, and a bit of natural hyena smell, too."

     HAHAHA lovely!

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     a stinky ox 🐂 (llamasoft_ox@toot.wales)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jul-2024 02:32:05 JST a stinky ox 🐂

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     "AMAZING CHEESY UNDERTONES" hahaha

     (This review Product is for the Custom Proud Lioness Feet Musk) I feel like this shop truly has magic in a bottle. Amazing cheesy undertones and makes it smell quite like the real deal and so far my favorite smell.

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     a stinky ox 🐂 (llamasoft_ox@toot.wales)'s status on Sunday, 28-Jul-2024 02:32:06 JST a stinky ox 🐂

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     "Lion princess backside" has the following delightful review:

     "Small bottle with a very delicate fragrance not really musky par se no animal pheromones here so if your hope was to smell like an animals arse it is more to your imagination to do that."