@daveking @itgrrl @dpnash @pomegranate_stew @samplereality that would be amazing. I'm not sure I'm all that committed to the joke though.
A similar one would a joke about rr martin who I have been told (I haven't actually read the books nor watched the series) are fond of kling off the characters in his books.
Make a keyboard where all the keys are del, and say it's his keyboard because he deletes all the characters.