I know @profcarroll is just trying to help, but this is the wrong way to fix your computer that is suffering from the Crowdstrike BSoD. The real fix is:
1) Unplug your computer
2) Place it in your trunk
3) Drive to the nearest ocean or other body of water
4) Throw the computer in
5) Fling yourself on the ground and scream “WHAT HAVE WE DONE” to the heavens
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Blake E. Reid 🍍🍕🥫🏁 (blakereid@mastodon.lawprofs.org)'s status on Saturday, 20-Jul-2024 01:07:44 JST Blake E. Reid 🍍🍕🥫🏁