Conversation

My life is so good that if I could keep my health and my standard of living, I would choose to live forever.

Meanwhile, historically, things have been so bad for so many for so long that all the mainstream religions make suicide punishable in the afterlife to stop people from opting out of the whole bullshit program early.

Sisyphus is not happy, let me tell you.

What a cosmic joke. And imagine if any of those religions were actually true? An indictment of the incompetence of upper management.