"Biden issues shocking statement. 'We must unite to fight against violence in politics. In light of that, I am asking everyone to please pray for Trump and also vote for him,' he said in a speech moments ago. Multiple senior Democrats lined up to endorse Trump as well, following the incident."
[Note: this is sarcasm, not something that actually happened. But c'mon, look at those headlines. Do you think the Trump campaign would stop ads if something happened to Biden?]