One thing about all the fucking noise over the last week: watching the entire US media go sulk because their "DEFENESTRATE BIDEN NOWWWWWW" feeding frenzy failed is gonna be really fucking funny.
Eagerly await tomorrow's headlines about how his NATO speech wasn't that great, really, not impressive, it could have been better, and he didn't even notice my new haircut, I never thought he was hot in the first place, I'm glad he's not dating me.