OMFG the smoke alarm has been malfunctioning and randomly going off and I think I may loose my fucking mind the noise and flashing lights hurts my brain so much.
Like why can't we have alarms that very calmly say:
"Hey, ya know things aren't super safe right now, let's leave the house."
in something akin to a smooth late night jazz DJ voice.
...also after false alarms someone is dispatched to spoon you and stroke your hair.