Today's Coffee Report:

Bang.

Started off with a BANG—a Peet's "Big Bang" K-Cup in the Keurig. Had with a lightly (some might say perfectly) toasted everything bagel topped with a bit of ape oil and simian salt.

A bit later, I brewed up a Starbucks "Veranda Blend" K-Cup in the Keurig and sipped this down. I imagine a veranda would be a very dramatic location to get shot. Don't shoot me, though. The only shot I want is a shot of espresso.

And oh how sweet it is, my friends. All for now