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my fingers hurt because of habanero juice and I can't get rid of it, now I can't go to the bathroom because I'd have to touch my penis
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@ElDeadKennedy the burning would transfer
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@sun what
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1. Sit on the toilet
2. Soak your fingers in salt water
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@sun @ElDeadKennedy This sounds like ripping dvds meme.
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@sun just unzip and pull one side of your boxers to the side. easy mate I do it all the time on wing night
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@sun Rub vegetable oil or olive oil on your hands. That will remove the capsaicin. Then wash your hands as normal.
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@PeachySummer @sun About your 1., stand by for TMI: I have to hold my dick when I sit.
American toilets generally are so small that either my log smears the seat or my penis is jammed into the bowl's side. So when I sit on an American toilet, I have to deflect it inwards, into the bowl. Fortunately, in most case the water level is not high enough to create a problem.
I've been to places that have sufficiently elongated toilet seats, but they are very uncommon. I only ever saw those in public restrooms in offices. All of my houses had small bowls.