"Hang on, we're not allowed to feed the birds here, look, it's the first thing on the rule-list and they paid extra for flashing ink!"
The young human woman stomped around, pamphlet crushed in a bewildered fist. Her feed-satchel bounced against her leg with each step.
"The rules are the rules," shrugged her traveling companion.
"But what could be so bad about feeding birds?!"
"They're the size of dragons!" explained a helpful local.