Kill Jason Citron.
Behead Jason Citron.
Roundhouse kick Jason Citron into the concrete.
Slam dunk Jason Citron into the trashcan.
Crucify Jason Citron.
Defecate in Jason Citron's food.
Launch Jason Citron into the sun.
Stir fry Jason Citron in a wok.
Toss Jason Citron into active volcanoes. Urinate into Jason Citron's gas tank.
Judo throw Jason Citron into a wood chipper.
Twist Jason Citron's head off.
Report Jason Citron to the IRS.
Karate chop Jason Citron in half.
Curb stomp pregnant Jason Citron.
Trap Jason Citron in quicksand.
Crush Jason Citron in the trash compactor.
Liquefy Jason Citron in a vat of acid.
Eat Jason Citron.
Dissect Jason Citron.
Exterminate Jason Citron in the gas chamber.
Stomp Jason Citron's skill with steel toed boots.
Cremate Jason Citron in the oven. Lobotomize Jason Citron.
Mandatory abortions for Jason Citron. Grind Jason Citron's fetuses in the garbage disposal.
Drown Jason Citron in fried chicken grease.
Vaporize Jason Citron with a ray gun. Kick Jason Citron down the stairs.
Feed Jason Citron to the alligators.
Slice Jason Citron with a katana.