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I have a solution to the twin problems of public school funding and teacher pay the militarization of the police and police reform

I'm proud to announce TANKS FOR SCHOOLS

Does your school need a tank

How about a cadre of drones

Perchance a microwave weapon

All your school needs to do is register itself as a police department

Petty crimes will now be investigated by 8 year olds, but teachers will earn six figures (win-win)

Warrantless surveillance tech is educational too

Go bears