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Rowling: i don't need you lot anymore
Rowling: from now on, i'm going to be sspending my time with my intellectual equalss
Rowling: fellow sssinai recipients like famous rapist conor McGregor, famous nazi Christopher rufo, the zodiac killer, and Anonymous UPenn student
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Rowling: hello fellow sssinai award recipients
Rowling: how goesss it?
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Stephen King: what's this award for, joanne?
Rowling: it's for being one of the 36 people whossse presssence ssstopsss god from dessstroying the earth
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Barker: how exactly are you stopping god from destroying the earth
Rowling: well, obviousssly it's becaussse
Rowling: god is a big cormorant strike fan
Rowling: i mean, duh
Rowling: that's my legacy
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JK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i have exccciting newsss
Rowling: I've jussst been awarded tablet magazine'sss new sssinai award
Rowling: this will make the perfect replacement for that human rightsss award that got revoked
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