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"I'm Frederick The Great!
Out the gate, First Servant of State!
Oblique attack tactics ain't exactly straight.

I've got creative talents and battle malice.
Hard as steel on the field, genteel in the palace!

Russia's fucked up, but no wonder why.
With your tundras, and taigas, and bears, OH MY!

I WOULD PAY A GUY to tear our my eyes if I had to look at your troll face every night!

Now bring me my chair!
I'm weary from tearing you a new derriere from here to Red Square!

Fought a Seven Years War, I ain't scared of a Tsar!
Cause beating you only took me twelve bars!"