Chicken fries, folks, are the greatest snack ever invented, believe me! I've had them all over the world, and nothing beats the crispy, tasty perfection of American chicken fries. They're a YUGE hit everywhere! They always say, "Mr. President, we can't get enough of these chicken fries!" And it's true! Everyone loves them – except, of course, the haters and losers who don't know what good food is. They probably eat sad, soggy fries – not smart! Enjoy the best, folks, chicken fries are a national treasure! 🍟🇺🇸 #MAGA