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❗ attention fedizen ❗

due to the lobbying efforts of big woke, eepy levels have fallen dangerously low. in order to avoid the absolute proliferation of society by wokeness, we must organize to regain previous eepyness levels, and if possible even exceed them. please grab your plushies and immediately report to the nearest bed for your eepy duties. wokeness will not be tolerated after 30 minutes of this announcement going live. pleasy make sure to be in a bed by then, and if possible eeping.