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    AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈 (andthisismrspeacock@mas.to)'s status on Friday, 31-May-2024 09:38:27 JST AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈 AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈

    [at the pub serving $1 #oyster specials]

    FRIEND: They should have these all the time if the month doesn't have an R... or, wait, if it does?

    ME: They're all farmed now so it doesn't really matter, but for wild oysters you generally don't want to eat them in the summer. They get pulpy because they're basically full of oyster cum.

    OTHER FRIEND: Haha and how does that taste?

    ME: Compared to human cum you barely notice it.

    BARTENDER I DIDN'T REALIZE WAS STANDING RIGHT THERE: 😳

    #TrueStory

    In conversation about a year ago from mas.to permalink

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