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Saw a girl I used to know on Tinder today looking extremely trad and cute. She was 17 and I was 22 when we worked together. She's almost at the wall and doesn't give off any slut vibes but she was fucking everybody she knew when I knew her previously (except for me when I found that out, to be clear). Don't trust looks, frens. Fake trad is real.
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there’s no way to tell whether a woman has a past until you spend a lot of time with her, so it behooves one to never sleep with one before a certain number of dates
like in my case, the rule is five dates (the aspiration is five anyway)
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I ask up front and that pretty much always scares them off because every chick I've asked has a number higher than my limit. I talked to one girl once on Match who was miraculously perfect for me on paper but she got cold feet and vanished so I have to assume she was just lying.
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I’ve never asked before about the third date. its important but so gauche.
surprise of my life is that KHK had such a low number; the surprise of her life is that some people didn’t have such a low number. it was a very funny conversation when it turns out my number is 12x hers