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   BeAware :fediverse: (beaware@social.beaware.live)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 22:27:23 JST BeAware :fediverse:

   Are people REALLY so bad at using search engines that they normally just accept the first result they get as the definitive answer for their question?

   Is there a non-zero number of people who actually put glue on their pizza to make the cheese stick better?

   If both of these answers are no, then why are we discussing this nonsense like the sun is going out?!?!

   On the other hand, if either of those questions are answered with a YES, then you should not be using a search engine on the internet.

   Thanks for coming to my FED talk.

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     Owl!🦉 (lonelyowl@lor.sh)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 22:30:56 JST Owl!🦉

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     @BeAware

     I put glue on my pizza because i'm a toxicomaniac, i love to sniff and eat glue.

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     morph (morph@morphnet.de)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 22:38:06 JST morph

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     @BeAware The trick with the glue sounds good. So I can transport a pizza upright in my messenger bag.

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     Imaginary Friend ☠️ (st0neybrat@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 23-May-2024 23:00:33 JST Imaginary Friend ☠️

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     @BeAware i honestly can't believe some people dont even use a search engine. They just go on Facebook and ask people what time a place opens, like use your brain that the universe gave you it's not just a paper weight