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   on-lain ✔ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ (lain@lain.com)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 00:17:26 JST on-lain ✔ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ
   EMH means that you can't make money trading stocks. Luckily successful traders don't know about it.
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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 00:18:38 JST iced depresso

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     @lain if you gamble with big enough numbers it's legal and they give it funny names
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     「セル」cell (سل) (cell@pl.ebin.zone)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 00:21:54 JST 「セル」cell (سل)

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     @prettygood @lain “please state the nature of the medical emergency”
     “corn futures are plummeting fast; create a diversion!”
     “i’m a doctor, not a coked-up wall street day trader”
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     prettygood (prettygood@socially.drinkingatmy.computer)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 00:21:55 JST prettygood

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     @lain no EMH is Emergency Medical Hologram
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     iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 00:22:32 JST iced depresso

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     • prettygood
     @cell @lain @prettygood just start a new war when you've fucked the securities, thats what America does
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     on-lain ✔ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ (lain@lain.com)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 00:27:03 JST on-lain ✔ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

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     • zonk
     @nosleep so you're saying the market is gay
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     zonk (nosleep@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 00:27:04 JST zonk

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     @lain the invisible hand of the market was too busy jerking the traders off
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     zonk (nosleep@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 00:30:13 JST zonk

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     @lain hey man 20 bucks is 20 bucks
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     on-lain ✔ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ (lain@lain.com)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 00:44:19 JST on-lain ✔ᵛᵉʳᶦᶠᶦᵉᵈ

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     • zonk
     @s8n @nosleep
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     THOT POLICE (s8n@posting.lolicon.rocks)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 00:44:20 JST THOT POLICE

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     • zonk
     @lain @nosleep it's 2024 everything is gay
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     tedu (tedu@honk.tedunangst.com)'s status on Saturday, 18-May-2024 02:53:26 JST tedu

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     @lain luckily for the successful traders the unsuccessful traders don't know about it.

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