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In other really annoying things on my plate, elderly family member's landlord sent out a notice that sometime in June (no date) there will be no power...

For a WEEK!

While they do repairs. Just to let you know, you won't have electricity, no lights, no heat, no a/c, oh and empty your fridge. If you stay...

IF YOU STAY??

*Clint Eastwood squint*

Family member: "I'm staying. It'll be like camping. I'll eat sandwiches."

No way to charge cell phone either so... Completely off the grid.