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@MisterLister @KevinHarris1488 @Titanbreakerkun You had a target of opportunity (sweaty girlpit) present itself and you didn't licc it?
This is why no one will remember your name
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He wanted a pit job
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@MisterLister @KevinHarris1488 @Titanbreakerkun It would appear I've pushed too hard
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@DEERBLOOD @KevinHarris1488 @Titanbreakerkun I want to lick a sweaty girl's armpits and I'm tired of pretending it's weird (I almost did sunday but since we were just cuddling and making out I thought I would of been pushing it)
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@MisterLister @KevinHarris1488 @Titanbreakerkun Do better
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@DEERBLOOD @KevinHarris1488 @Titanbreakerkun Woooaaah Leaflord needs me to make the most atrocious poasts on the fedi in his absence?
I'll go to bat for you Leaflord
I'll be your top guy
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@KevinHarris1488 @DEERBLOOD @Titanbreakerkun :catnoears:
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@MisterLister @KevinHarris1488 @Titanbreakerkun You're sick Lister. YOU'RE SICK. NOT IN LIKE THE SKATEBOARDING WAY, BUT LIKE IN THE TRADITIONAL SENSE
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@DEERBLOOD @KevinHarris1488 @Titanbreakerkun I've constructed worse poasts with my own bare hands, I pulled my myself up by the bootstaps and all
To be called "sick" for a copypasta? Insulting tbqh famalam
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@DEERBLOOD @Titanbreakerkun Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
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@MisterLister @DEERBLOOD @Titanbreakerkun I'm old, so i had to go look at this vaporean thing you're talking about.
You're a very sick young man.
But given the absolute state of our clown world right now, i hope you do not get the help you need.
No, as revenge on the whole of globohomo i think we should instead unleash you on them.
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@Titanbreakerkun >vaporean present
Nooo
M. Night Charlemayne
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:catnoears: Mister Lister :catnoears:
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