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   Fesshole 🧻 (fesshole@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 13-May-2024 22:59:22 JST Fesshole 🧻

   Best thing about our loft extension? Now with two flights of stairs to ascend, it gives just enough time to emergency abort a wank if I hear my parnter heading up. £75,000 well spent.

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     Toilet full of bugs (ephemeromorph@topspicy.social)'s status on Monday, 13-May-2024 22:59:22 JST Toilet full of bugs

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     @fesshole Why are so many fesses based on hiding the fact that you wank from your partner? Your partner sees you naked, holds your hair when you puke in the toilet, watches you pick dead skin off the soles of your feet, etc. You can wank in front of them.