Gals with a time machine: "OMG you're my grandma! You're so CUUUUUTE as a teenager!"
Dudes with a time machine: "LET'S KILL HITLER!"
Nerds with a time machine: "FINALLY, I can get all the retro hardware I want in near perfect condition for dirt cheap!!!"
cc: @libreivan @ivan, #RetroComputing, #ClassicMac, and #Amiga friends