Canada: "we have an unwavering commitment to a two state solution..."
Me: "Oh cool, then I suppose you'll be supporting Palestine's efforts to join the UN as a full member?"
Canada: *deafening sound of crickets chirping."
I have become largely convinced that many Pig Empire leaders believe "two-state solution" is a magic phrase that forces critics to stop giving them a hard time, but otherwise has no material or functional value at all.