"Hello," called up an ornate bottle on a skateboard, "Which way to the Royal Garden?"
I stared from behind the information kiosk needing a moment to process the situation.
"Do you mean the Thai buffet with the fancy sign?"
There was the sound of glass bouncing, "Yes, that's the place!"
"Out the door, straight down the road, first left at the lights."
"Thanks! Tonight a wish you make will come true," the bottle granted as it exited.