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americans are tipping less so Domino's is giving $3 off if you tip $3 or more.

sounds all nice like "aw Dominos executives care lots 'bout their employees" but then you think about how the pizza is marked up compared to the cost of ingredients so a 1-to-1 tip-to-pizza conversion rate is more like $1 to $0.05 and then the whole "lengths i will go to continue to pay employees as close to nothing as is legally allowed!" factor.