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   [mysterious circle of robed figures]
   JK Rowling: hello children
   Rowling: did you hear? daniel radcliffe and emma watson sssupport transs rightsss?
   Rowling: i will NEVER forgive thisss betrayal
   Rowling: from hellssss heart i ssstab at thee!!!

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     Rowling: foolish child, we've just commissioned a sstudy that says child actorss brainss don't mature until 21 sso you're not allowed to have opinionss
     Radcliffe: i'm 34
     Rowling: [hastily amending study] did i say 21, i meant 34

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     Rowling: ugh this contract is worthless!! i don't even get perpetual ownership of miriam margolyes!
     Rowling: you've won thisss round, children
     Rowling: BUT
     Rowling: i will fight you on the internet
     Rowling: it will be a cold day in hell before JK Rowling logsss off

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     JK Rowling: ssoundss like ssomething a male predator would sssay
     Emma Watson: trans rights are human rights
     Rowling: sounds like ssomething that a confused female would ssay

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     Rowling: oh you don't do you?? well then just take a look at
     Rowling: uhhh
     Rowling: [rifling through papers]
     Rowling: i know that claussse is in here sssomewhere

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     Rowling: what the hell??? thisss contract says NOTHING about perpetual ownership of harry potter actorss!
     Rowling: how isss thisss possssible???
     Rowling: get my lawyer on the phone, they are ssso fired

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     Rowling: i mean, if they apologized i would not accept it
     Rowling: in fact, let me show you how it would play out
     Rowling: pretend that daniel radcliffe isss sssitting in this empty chair and i'll show you what i'd sssay to him

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     Rowling: sso daniel, emma we meet again
     Rowling: you might think you are allowed to have independent thoughtsss but you forget
     Rowling: your contract sspecifiess that i own you BOTH, body & ssoul, FOREVER
     Radcliffe: i don't think it says that
     Watson: yeah that doesn't sound right

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     Rowling: don't they undersstand that I own them? body and ssoul?
     Rowling: they are ssstill in my thrall! i never gave them clothessss!
     Rowling: i'm pretty sssure that child actorsss work the sssame way as houssse elvess

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     Rowling: i'm very concerned about the prosspect of irreverssible damage if former child actorss are allowed to have opinionss, so i'm lobbying the government with my billionss of dollarss to make that illegal
     Rowling: for their own good, of courssse