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   Devtun (nepiant@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2024 13:31:14 JST Devtun

   • histoire ??☢️??
   @histoire if i upload my mind and then smash some anime pussy am i losing my virginity? or is that just like a really advanced sex doll?
   
   if you say sex doll, then if i fuck an alien does that count as losing my virginity?
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     histoire ??☢️?? (histoire@pleroma.skyshanty.xyz)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2024 13:31:11 JST histoire ??☢️??

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     THESE ARE THE QUESTIONS THAT MATTER
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     djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2024 13:31:11 JST djsumdog

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     Yonks ago I had some friends who did bar trivia. Their team name was "All I need are two tits, a hole and a heartbeat." ... but then we started asking, do you really need the tits ... or the heartbeat?"
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     Devtun (nepiant@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2024 13:31:12 JST Devtun

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     @histoire at this rate i'm inclined to believe that i lost my virginity just from masturbating so much.
     
     if a broken hymen counts as a girl losing her virginity then a simple dildo can take care of that. masturbation really DOES take your virginity!
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     Devtun (nepiant@bae.st)'s status on Thursday, 11-Apr-2024 13:31:13 JST Devtun

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     • histoire ??☢️??
     @histoire how much of a brain does my girl have to have before i can lose my virginity to her?
     can i lose my virginity to a dead body?
     can i lose it to chatgpt?
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     Tij (tij@boymoder.biz)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 16:35:48 JST Tij

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     • histoire ??☢️??
     @Nepiant @histoire maybe try losing your virginity to your pillow
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     Devtun (nepiant@bae.st)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 16:43:31 JST Devtun

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     • Tij
     @Tij @histoire already did that.
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     histoire ??☢️?? (histoire@pleroma.skyshanty.xyz)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 16:44:09 JST histoire ??☢️??

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     @Tij @Nepiant
     
     Sex with humans is great, but sex with machines? 🥵
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     Tij (tij@boymoder.biz)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 16:44:39 JST Tij

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     @histoire @Nepiant how the fuck are we talking about fucking robots again, nigga just go to some factory at night and turn on the claw machines
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     djsumdog (djsumdog@djsumdog.com)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 16:44:51 JST djsumdog

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     • Tij
     What's the difference?
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     Tij (tij@boymoder.biz)'s status on Saturday, 13-Apr-2024 16:45:05 JST Tij

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     • Tij
     @histoire @Nepiant might rip off your testicles but at least you aint gonna think about this afterwards
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     histoire ??☢️?? (histoire@pleroma.skyshanty.xyz)'s status on Sunday, 14-Apr-2024 03:39:50 JST histoire ??☢️??

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     @Tij @Nepiant
     
     I do that shit
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