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@shedinja This is where I'd drop a navy seals copy pasta IF I HAD ONE
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@TheRealDrGoon2003 @shedinja This is not only not the correct copy pasta but it's also a bad poast
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? Ill have you know I friended top of my class in Myspace, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on low follower accounts, and I have over 300 confirmed doxxes. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top poster in the entire clearnet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with posts the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my followers of spies across the internet and your account is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can ratio you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just phone posting. Not only am I extensively trained in emojis, but I have access to the entire arsenal of keyboard variants and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off social media, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will post fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
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dw I gotchu
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I fucking love the minecraft bee. The minecraft bee is the only thing that gets me off anymore. Normal porn just won't cut it, I swear. I can get it up, but NEVER cum. No matter how hard I try. So I've gotta switch tabs, go to e621 and search minecraft bee. I just wanna be normal, but it's so hard- little cute minecraft bees are just so fucking hot. I imagine dominating them while they squeal in pleasure-Fuck, I'm hard just typing this. Of course, I'll jack to any minecraft creature. It's all just so fucking hot. I can only get off to the bee anymore, but that's ok, you know? But am I a furry? Of course not. Jacking off to the minecraft bee doesn't make me a furry, I just really wanna fuck it. I can cum in a minimum of 2 minutes.