Bullshitting with Pop about the eclipse a few minutes ago when he walked by the den-
Pop-"Yeah, had an eclipse on base once, Lt in the silo couldn't leave, you know, on duty, made me describe it to him"
Me- Huh, like while he's in the control room?
Pop- "Yeah, launch control, but over a phone."
Me- What did you say?
Pop- "Well, I did the best I could, but I did get chewed out and I almost got busted down a rank."
Me- Why?
Pop-"Because I ended with 'It's so beautiful sir that I'm fully erect'. I thought it was funny. He didn't, not at all."

lol, my Pop.