"Science gave us real unicorns!"
The creature had stable genes, a friendly nature and the iconic, singular spiral horn, complete with a bioluminescent shimmer - but not a hint of auto-healing or air-cleansing.
It couldn't even talk!
The rest of the group was excited by the news, the upcoming tour, the celebrity collabs...
A dragon-creature refilled my beer straight from it's fermentation-sacs; now this was a scientific marvel worth praise!