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   Joe Ortiz (joeo10@mastodon.sdf.org)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 04:20:54 JST Joe Ortiz

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   • Mignon Fogarty

   @grammargirl Remember when reddit used to have (not sure if they still do) a subreddit called Not The Onion? That would have been the perfect piece.

   I'm sorry for your loss in all aspects though. :(

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     Mignon Fogarty (grammargirl@zirk.us)'s status on Thursday, 21-Mar-2024 04:20:56 JST Mignon Fogarty

     We just got the death certificate for a close relative who recently died. We were told very different things about what was going on and didn't know what to believe, so we wanted to know the cause of death. Here's what it says:

     Failure to thrive.

     WTF? Yes, he failed to live. Could it be any less informative?