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   MasterSimper (mastersimper@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 21:09:53 JST MasterSimper

   • evil
   @evil I require your insight, I have a work waifu that I want to ask out. How do I do such a thing?
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 21:09:52 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • evil
     Tell her you need to discuss something with her about work, but not at work. Ask her to grab coffee. Bond by talking shit about the other employees.
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 21:17:06 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • Jean_Philippe_Micheaux
     • evil
     Then have her sue the company for sexual harassment. Make it look really bad. After she gets a few million in settlement, skip town and marry her. 🤷♂️
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     Jean_Philippe_Micheaux (jean_philippe_micheaux@poa.st)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 21:17:07 JST Jean_Philippe_Micheaux

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     • evil
     @MasterSimper @evil Become her supervisor and make her love you as a requirement for employment
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     ?? Humpleupagus ?? (humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 21:30:51 JST ?? Humpleupagus ??

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     • DeadDrudge
     • evil
     I'm really the last one to advise on this. The night I met my wife, she gave me like four phone numbers, two forms of ID, her social security number, and her astronaut application.
     
     At first I thought it was cute, but later I realized that's what I needed to get her a greencard. 😒
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     DeadDrudge (jeddrudge@nicecrew.digital)'s status on Saturday, 09-Mar-2024 21:30:52 JST DeadDrudge

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     • ?? Humpleupagus ??
     • evil
     Just look her straight in the eyes, give her a firm handshake, and ask her out. - Boomers, probably...