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ALLIES ARE INHERENTLY UNRELIABLE. THEIR INTERESTS ARE, AT BEST, CONDITIONALLY ALIGNED WITH YOURS. THE WHITE MODERATES WITH THE "LOVE IS LOVE" YARD SIGNS LIKE MY TOOTS, BUT WHEN IT COMES TIME TO BUILD MY LASER, WHERE WILL THEY BE? WILL THEY STRIP THE COPPER OUT OF THEIR HOMES TO FACILITATE CONSTRUCTION? OR WILL THEY ABANDON ME IN MY HOUR OF NEED?

I'M NOT PERFECT, BUT FROM WHERE I SIT, THE RICH AND POWERFUL OF EARTH ARE THE ONES STANDING BETWEEN ME AND MY GLORIOUS DEATH RAY. I ABHOR INTRA-SPECIES INEQUALITY AND PROMISE TO USE THE AWESOME, TERRIBLE POWER OF MY GIGANTIC LASER TO TEAR DOWN THE DIVISIONS THAT IMMISERATE AND SUBJUGATE SO MANY ON YOUR PLANET. YOU WILL ALL WEAR THE OMICRONIAN YOKE AND BEAR THE SAME BURDENS.