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   𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not Taylor Swift" (lana@beige.party)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2024 02:54:06 JST 𝐿𝒶𝓃𝒶 "not Taylor Swift"

   NEWS: we landed on the moon!

   ME: again?

   NEWS: it was a company this time

   ME: ah

   NEWS: the company cut corners so the robot immediately died

   ME: yeah that tracks

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     *|FNAME|* 🇨🇦 (crispius@mstdn.crispius.ca)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2024 18:57:18 JST *|FNAME|* 🇨🇦

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     @Lana can’t wait till companies start shooting people off into space.

     “So, guys we had a shareholders meeting and decided it was cheaper to just leave you guys there than to try and bring you back. Also, we’re introducing ‘demand pricing’ on the oxygen so uh, yeah”