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   CJ Bellwether (siege@octodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Feb-2024 15:26:13 JST CJ Bellwether

   once got our entire party of 20 people ejected from some french swingers house in clapham by playing all fo Felai Kuti - Ikoyi Blindness at 7am and everyone deciding they'd pref to bang kitchen utensils on surfaces than have weird semi-unconsenting sex.

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     CJ Bellwether (siege@octodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Feb-2024 15:28:48 JST CJ Bellwether

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     the french guy in the couple came downstairs and just said: "Hey everyone, theres a fire in the street, i think you should all go out and look at it."

     Cue all of us looking at each other and commenting on how cunning his ruse was. Guess we better all go look at that fire then i guess, everyone get your coats.

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     CJ Bellwether (siege@octodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Feb-2024 15:30:27 JST CJ Bellwether

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     still tho to this day "hey everyone theres a fire in the street i think you should all go look at it" is absolutely a pitch perfect "please fuck off out of my house" line.

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     CJ Bellwether (siege@octodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 27-Feb-2024 15:34:28 JST CJ Bellwether

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     also i will also confess its really easy to skip Ikoyi blindness back by about 12 minutes to make it last 30-40 minutes.

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     Sleepy time tea bear (sleepytimeteabear@octodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Feb-2024 01:21:58 JST Sleepy time tea bear

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     @siege I feel Fela Kuti would approve