Handed a package by very obviously the antagonist doing the funny journalist voice Deckard did in blade runner. Check my inventory. [Thermonuclear device]. Sam completely unaware.
Get to the distro center for a nappy nap. Sam has a dream where he goes over getting handed the package by NOT the antagonist. This exchange replays in his head over and over until he FINALLY wakes up with an epiphany: "It was HIGGS!" He proclaims in the most deadpan tone imaginable.
as a player you do pay attention to detail, but imagine yourself being Sam. You just take stuff from point A to point B, you don't really care what you take, you care about keeping your balance during your hike and "KEEP ON KEEPING ON" "HEY MY NAME IS SAM TWO" you are just a deliveryman, you just move stuff and its your duty not to question what's in the box. Hell I worked in post and vast majority of things were declared as "COSMETICS" and "CLOTHES" and "GIFTS", it could have ebola virus for all I care, as long as it's not leaking and damaging other packages I don't care i just want to get dosh :loadsamoney: and get home safely (and once I didn't because my boss was fucking dipshit and moved me to a remote location and i got mugged on the way from there and FUCK
@triodug@why Sam doesn't give a fuck. Sam has autism. Sam want package to be delivered safely. You are a player, you pay attention, you are playing at your leisure. Sam is overworked workhorse, sam is way too tired to pay attention. Sam either thinks fragile is full of shit or just doesn't care about fragile.
Or maybe Sam just had too many Timefall Porters recently if the player is me if you know what i mean :cock: .mp4
@thendrix@triodug@why just because you CAN do that really puts the blame on the player innit
i mean one the fanon endings to the game is sam just fucking nuking the facility with the guy who keeps ordering the "performance underwear" because sam got so fucking sick of it.