- Hey, you know that phrase "yer jaiket's on a shoogly peg"?
- Aye, when something's unstable or insecure.
- I have an alternative. "Sitting on a particularly chatty giraffe's ossicone."
- No mate.
- But...
- No.
(In other news, TIL that a giraffe's horn isn't a horn at all, but an ossicone; a protuberance composed of ossified cartilage covered by skin and hair. So never let it be said I only post nonsense. Just mostly nonsense.)