I am currently seeking Low Quality Friends. It's a lot like a regular friendship, except I will never:
-call you.
-text and say "are you free this day?" without providing any additional context, putting you in an uncomfortable situation.
-tell you that I am moving and heavily hint that I would like you to carry heavy boxes and heavier furniture out of my apartment.
In conclusion, it's the ideal friendship. Apply here:
https://patreon.com/lowqualityfacts