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   iced depresso (icedquinn@blob.cat)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2024 18:16:04 JST iced depresso

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   @farseen :blobcatlaugh: they will sell them for an exorbinant rate and hipsters will pay out the nose for the privilege of being controlled.
   
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     Farseen (farseen@social.linux.pizza)'s status on Tuesday, 30-Jan-2024 18:16:06 JST Farseen

     How to enslave humanity?

     * Invent brain implants that enhance memory.
     * Sell them for cheap.
     * Once enough number of them are sold, activate a backdoor that manipulates your emotions.
     * Conuquer the rest using your new army.