Me: "Looking forward to our workshop tomorrow at 8 (UTC). Its the first workshop where Aus/Nz based people dont need to be awake at 2am."
Her: "Omg I used to work for the Commonwealth and we worked with Pacific governments and stakeholders regularly. Trust me it was us in London getting up super Early"
? Bitch, it isnt a marathon. I dont care if you wake up at 3 am and crucify yourself upside down like some antichrist shit. Ding ding ding. Omg do you hear that? Thats the sound of the radiation detector detecting the uranium content in your brain for spewing bullshit.