Look, I have tried - I have blasted light into my retinas for eight hours a day since November, I have necked vitamin D, I have spent literal thousands of pounds to make the house warm and cozy and have drank my way through the festive season but I have reached this late January with the same conclusion as I have reached every late January spent in England - I do not belong up here, I am not cut out for days this short and this damp, and eventually English winters will be the soggy death of me.