Screaming pipes woke me up before the icy cold water finished the job - I was alert, afraid and angry all at once, shivering in my towel. It hadn't even been refreshing.
I waved a crystal over my toaster to make sure it was in a good mood before I popped my waffles in.
Then I considered risking a proper shower, but then I noticed the time.
It wasn't until I got to the bus-stop I remembered I could've just flown to work on my broom...