BillyA priest, a minister and a rabbi want to know which of them is better at his work. They go into the forest, find a bear and try to convert it. Later the three meet and discuss their results.
"When I found the bear," said the priest, "I read him the catechism and sprinkled him with Holy Water. Next week he will make his First Communion."
"I went to the bear," said the minister, "and I preached the word of God to him. The bear was so surprised that he let me baptize him."
They both turn to see the rabbi, lying on a rolling stretcher, with his body covered in bandages. "Thinking about it," exclaims the rabbi, "perhaps I should not have started with the circumcision!"
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