Conversation

Open web page:

1. Dismiss popup with some shit I don’t even read
2. Do the cookie dance
3. Dismiss popup lower-right corner asking me if I’d like to chat to Shazelle, the autobot director of despair
4. Answer ‘No’ to the stupid popup asking me if I’d like to accept notifications from the page
5. Increase browser font size.
6. Page dynamically readjusts.
7. Increase font size.
8. Page dynamically readjusts.
9. Increase font size you BASTARDS.
10. Start reading.
11. Popup, “How would you rate our site?”
12. Become a hermit.