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   julesh (julesh@mathstodon.xyz)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 06:59:53 JST julesh

   Knives are cutlery, forks are stabblery, spoons are scooplery

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     Alex Michael Berry 🐈🐩 (almibe@fosstodon.org)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 15:57:26 JST Alex Michael Berry 🐈🐩

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     @julesh Chop sticks are grabbery?

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     Likely Jan Lukas (likelyjanlukas@mstdn.ca)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 15:57:31 JST Likely Jan Lukas

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     • Alex Michael Berry 🐈🐩

     @almibe

     Unless one is terrible at using them, then chopsticks are jittery-pokery. 😛

     @julesh

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     גִּזְבָּר 𑀆𑀚𑀻𑀯 گیسپر (gasp@universeodon.com)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 15:57:34 JST גִּזְבָּר 𑀆𑀚𑀻𑀯 گیسپر

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     @julesh So are sporks stabblery or scooplery? Because they do both.

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     Clare 🏴 (clare@sfba.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 15:57:37 JST Clare 🏴

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     @julesh spatulas are flipplery

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     Ross of Ottawa (ottaross@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 15:57:48 JST Ross of Ottawa

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     @julesh straws are sucklery.

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     Tobias (catdad@ohai.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 15:57:55 JST Tobias

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     @julesh cups/glasses are slurplery

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     Sean Murthy (smurthys@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 15:57:55 JST Sean Murthy

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     • Tobias

     @catdad @julesh

     Plates and bowls are holdlery?

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     Dr. Artemis Ph.D. (artemis201@mstdn.social)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 15:58:40 JST Dr. Artemis Ph.D.

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     @julesh my fav forks discussion, from the movie Becket:

     Thomas a Becket: Tonight you can do me the honor of christening my forks.
     King Henry II: Forks?
     Thomas a Becket: Yes, from Florence. New little invention. It's for pronging meat and carrying it to the mouth. It saves you dirtying your fingers.
     King Henry II: But then you dirty the fork.
     Thomas a Becket: Yes, but it's washable.
     King Henry II: So are your fingers. I don't see the point.

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     Josh Ourisman :apple_old_logo: (joshourisman@hachyderm.io)'s status on Monday, 01-Jan-2024 15:59:00 JST Josh Ourisman :apple_old_logo:

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     @julesh I now need this engraved on a piece of wood in a flowery typeface to hang in my kitchen.