"My most challenging customer? Three bears in a trench-coat."
The clerk paused, noting the completely sincere expression.
"Three... toy bears, in a trench-coat? Puppets?"
"No, three bear-bears."
"How'd they fit in a single trench-coat?"
"...Bearly."
After a pause, the clerk typed what they thought they heard, "And how did you handle the situation?"
"Went out a window and directly to a temp-agency. Please help me find a new job."