The princes lounged around, braiding each other's hair as they awaited rescue. They chattered to thwart the boredom.
"Tell me of your sister, the knight?"
"She'll be here with her loyal soldiers at her side - the evil Wizard won't stand a chance."
"Is she single?"
"Firstly, you're definitely not her type--"
"Her loss."
"Her wife would disagree."
"Hrm. Well, tell me of your brother... the explorer?"
"You might have a chance with him."