So I get the lame idea of making a custom Weird Al minifigure for the kids and their ever-expanding lego collection. I search around on eBay and Etsy for a suitable head. I didn't really find one, but, because I was searching for custom lego parts Etsy is now recommending to me custom lewd lego minifigures.
Man . . . if you're the kind of dork getting nude Lego Star Wars minifigures to act out Lego sex scenes . . . you belong in a psyche ward isolated from all the rest of society. Geez.